Many people wish of meeting the Queen, and amongst those people are Black Label Society's leader, Zakk Wylde.

He claims that if Borat and Bruno can get away with preposterous interviews, then so could he. If it were anyone else we wouldn't believe this statement was legit:

“Here’s my plan. We pretend to be from a serious TV news channel somewhere, and ask to interview Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. We’ll have all the credentials made up, get in there and ask the first question: ‘Do you shave your pussy?’ That’s it, we’ll be dragged out, locked in the Tower, get beheaded, but that question will be on film, and we’ll smuggle it out somehow. Come on, it’s gotta be worth it!"


This isn't the first sign of Zakk's love of queens; he also plans for Black Label Society to record a tribute album to the one and only Elton John.

Want to see this? You're not alone. Go for it Zakk!